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想吃饼的时候,把馒头拍扁了当饼吃。  想吃面的时候,拿梳子把馒头梳几下当面吃。  想吃冰淇淋的时候,把馒头放窗外冻冻再吃。  想吃饼干的时候,把馒头放干了再吃。  想喝奶的时候,把馒头上面拧个揪揪,嘬着吃。想吃方便面的时候,把馒头从下面掏空,再把掏出来的馒头渣放在里面,用水泡着吃。  想吃肉的时候,把馒头捏成猪或羊的形状吃。  想吃火锅的时候,把馒头切成片,放在开水里,捞着吃。  想吃香肠的时候,把馒头搓成条再吃。  想吃螃蟹的时候,把馒头从上面掀开再吃。  想吃汉堡的时候,把馒头包在纸里,把纸打开再吃。  想吃香蕉的时候,把馒头皮剥了再吃。  想吃鸡腿的时候,找根筷子穿着馒头吃。  想吃包子的时候,把馒头渣抠出来再塞进去吃。  想吃麦片的时候,把馒头捏碎,再压扁,再泡水吃。

 

 

想吃饼的时候,把馒头拍扁了当饼吃。 

想吃冰淇淋的时候,把馒头放在冰箱里冻冻再吃。 

想吃饼干的时候,把馒头烤糊了再吃。 

想吃火锅的时候,把馒头切成片,放在开水里,捞着吃。 

想吃香肠的时候,把馒头搓成条再吃。

想吃鸡,就扯出两条腿

想吃猪肉,就扯出四条腿

想吃螃蟹的时候 ,就扯出八条腿

想吃........................

 

最近穷疯了,我都只能吃馒头~
想吃饼的时候,把馒头拍扁了当饼吃;
想吃面的时候,拿梳子把馒头梳几下当面吃;
想吃冰淇淋的时候,把馒头放窗外冻冻再吃;
想吃肉的时候,把馒头捏成猪或羊的形状吃;
想吃饼干的时候,把馒头烤脆了吃;
想吃方便面的时候,把馒头从下面掏空,再把掏出来的馒头渣放在里面,用水泡着吃;
想吃螃蟹的时候,把馒头从上面掀开再吃;
想吃汉堡的时候,先把馒头包在纸里,打开纸再吃;
想吃香蕉的时候,把馒头皮剥了再吃;
想吃鸡腿的时候,找根筷子穿着馒头吃;
想吃包子的时候,把馒头渣扣出来再塞进

 

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